i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I JUST LOST MY SHIT
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
The 5th House
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two
I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot